Life without internet?

I woke up today morning to find out that my internet connection was down. In fact, all the wired telephones in my house were dead.

I turned on my PC, and suddenly I had nothing to do! No internet!

An hour later, everything was back to normal as the lines were fixed and I was back on the internet.

After 5 minutes…

I still had nothing to do!

<facepalm>